The Laws of Gaylandia

1. Straights are taxed
2. Lady GaGa is allowed but if played in the presence of dictators or family members it's punishable by 50 years in jail
3. Chocolate is a food group
4. Wig wearers must have permits
5. School starts and 10 a.m. and ends at 3 p.m.
6. Homework is outlawed
7. Health care is universal
8. Gays have automatic citizenship
9. No war involvement
10. Gays over 65 have no taxes at all
11. Homophobia is punishable by law
12. No death sentence
13. All vehicles must have at least 25 miles per gallon
14. Wind, water, and solar are main power sources
15. Animal abuse is punishable by a minimum of 5 years is jail
16. All forms of prostitution over the age of 17 are legal
17. Gay marriage is Legal!
18. Minors ages 13- 17 may only have sex with other minors
19. Dictators are allowed to have sex with anyone they want
20. Rape is punishable by serving 20-life
21. Revolt is 2 years in jail
22. Orgies are allowed but must be consensual
23. Nude marches are held monthly
24. Deportation is legal
25. Straight people must join defense force
26. Gift boxes are free
27. Money is colored $1 red , $5 blue , $10 yellow , $20 green , $50 purple , $100 orange
28. Public nudity is legal
29. There must be 1 bi/lesbian dictator and 1 bi/gay dictator at all times
30. Freedoms of Speech, Press, Religion, and Love
31. Pastafarianism is the main religion
32. The killing of others is illegal and punishable. 1st degree: Life. 2nd degree: 12 years. 3rd degree: 5 years.
33. Theft must be paid for with interest or the thief must stay in jail until it is paid by someone else
34. All cross breeding of mythical animals must be recorded and a record sent to the codictators
35. Bestiality is punishable by life term in jail
36. Necrophilia is punishable by 12 years in jail
37. Fair and free trade with other countries
38. Only people in the defense program may carry weapons
39. Criminals must have a trial with a judge and jury
40. Pancakes are legally better than waffles or french toast
41. No euthanising shelter animals
42. The national food is Gaylandia Pancakes: Pancakes stuff with chocolate chips and covered with rainbow sprinkles
43. All children must be sent to privet or public school until the age of seventeen
44. Public Sex is illegal
45. Legally become an adult at the age of 17 and 3/4
46. Refusing to have sex with codictator is punishable by a fine of 2,000$
47. Female carriers will have a temporary salary increase of 25% during the pregnancy and for 2 months after
48. You will receive a letter by mail telling you what your time to massage the Codictator is
49. If you feel sexually harrased then you can sue up to 5000$
50. The Gaylandia Flag: http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz112/RadRage/RainbowTriangle.jpg
51. The drinking age is 18
52. You can smoke pot at the age of 18
53. All other drugs are banned with the acception of prescription drugs
54. The teleportation of seahorses is Illegal and Impossible and thinking otherwise will get you sent to a mental institution.
55. The Sports and Arts programs are equal
56. Sex education must take place before the age of eight
57. Transsexuals get all the rights of gay people
58. Do not disturb the ruler(s) while he or she is in the restroom , except in cases of extreme emergencies